If I ever end up in a horror movie, I think I’m definitely surviving.  Part of that confidence comes from knowing I’d never pull a Mayor Larry Vaughn from Jaws  (1975). A woman washes up in pieces and this man’s first thought is, “Let’s keep the beaches open, folks! Gotta think of the economy!” Sir, your economy is floating in literal pieces. Instead of shutting things down, he slaps on a smile and calls it “one of the best summers we’ve ever had,” as if that’s not a leg drifting past him. If...

Hey. How’s it going? It’s your boy again; the one who ranked Techno mala way higher than PGP mala last year. Still astounded and...

Ten minutes stretched into a half hour of waiting for a friend to meet me at Raffles Hall, which should’ve been a short, easy commute...