There is simply no way to frame this other than just the musings of someone who is chronically online.  Over my 12 years of exposure to the strange little corners of the internet, I have gained several skills—reciting the entirety of Bye Sister  by Tati Westbrook ( Oh my God, time and place! And you did it at my birthday dinner! ), being able to identify at least  three different subsets of the 9/11 to Ellen DeGeneres pipeline (and I’ve even managed to extend it beyond just those two events),...

Picture this: shrouded in darkness, you’re faced with an overgrown wasteland. You stalk across the foliage, desperately attempting to be...